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Myrtle: I'm your dream come true.

Eddie: Aah! You're a nightmare! Now go home! Gets out of bed and runs away from Myrtle.

Myrtle: Has my southern sensuosity frightened you?

Eddie: Stop that!

Carl, Harriette and Laura enter the bedroom.

Carl: Opens the door and turns on the light.: Hey, hey! What? Hey!

Harriette: What's going on in here?

Myrtle: Unfortunately not much.

Eddie: Keep her away from me. She's crazy.

Myrtle: Crazy about you, you big hunk of hominy. But to continue chasing after you would be humiliating and unworthy of an Urkel. I, sir, am a lady. Escapes through the window then falls out. Aah!

A loud thud was heard.

Carl: A grappling hook?

Myrtle: (Offscreen): Oh, shoot. I broke a nail.

Laura: Did you enjoy your kiss, dumpling?

Eddie: You set me up.

Laura: Little old me? Why, whatever do you mean?

Harriette: Hold it, you two. Laura, did you encourage Myrtle to come up here?

Laura: Well, yes. But only to get even. Eddie told Steve to serenade me.

Carl: I don't care what Edward did. Your behavior is inexcusable.

Eddie: Yeah.

Harriette: You started all of this?

Laura: Yeah.

Carl: Now look, you two. It's bad enough that you're playing these mean tricks on each other.But now you're bringing Steve and Myrtle into this.

Harriette: That's right. You used them and you hurt their feelings. Now, tomorrow when Steve gets back here,I want to apologize to him and Myrtle. Understood?

Laura: Yes.

Eddie: Yes, mom.

Carl and Harriette exit the bedroom.

Carl: I'm ashamed of you two. Closes the door.

Eddie and Laura sit on the bed.

Laura: (Sighs): That hurts.

Eddie: Yep. But at least we're not grounded.

Harriette opens the door.

Harriette: By the way, you two are grounded. Closes the door.

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