Myrtle: I'm your dream come true.
Eddie: Aah! You're a nightmare! Now go home! Gets out of bed and runs away from Myrtle.
Myrtle: Has my southern sensuosity frightened you?
Eddie: Stop that!
Carl, Harriette and Laura enter the bedroom.
Carl: Opens the door and turns on the light.: Hey, hey! What? Hey!
Harriette: What's going on in here?
Myrtle: Unfortunately not much.
Eddie: Keep her away from me. She's crazy.
Myrtle: Crazy about you, you big hunk of hominy. But to continue chasing after you would be humiliating and unworthy of an Urkel. I, sir, am a lady. Escapes through the window then falls out. Aah!
A loud thud was heard.
Carl: A grappling hook?
Myrtle: (Offscreen): Oh, shoot. I broke a nail.
Laura: Did you enjoy your kiss, dumpling?
Eddie: You set me up.
Laura: Little old me? Why, whatever do you mean?
Harriette: Hold it, you two. Laura, did you encourage Myrtle to come up here?
Laura: Well, yes. But only to get even. Eddie told Steve to serenade me.
Carl: I don't care what Edward did. Your behavior is inexcusable.
Eddie: Yeah.
Harriette: You started all of this?
Laura: Yeah.
Carl: Now look, you two. It's bad enough that you're playing these mean tricks on each other.But now you're bringing Steve and Myrtle into this.
Harriette: That's right. You used them and you hurt their feelings. Now, tomorrow when Steve gets back here,I want to apologize to him and Myrtle. Understood?
Laura: Yes.
Eddie: Yes, mom.
Carl and Harriette exit the bedroom.
Carl: I'm ashamed of you two. Closes the door.
Eddie and Laura sit on the bed.
Laura: (Sighs): That hurts.
Eddie: Yep. But at least we're not grounded.
Harriette opens the door.
Harriette: By the way, you two are grounded. Closes the door.